Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
false alarm, still single
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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