apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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