For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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