So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
