She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
