she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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