You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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