Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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