Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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