We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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