can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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