Already got asked if we're dating
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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