we have pet lesbian snakes
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We are all done wearing pants today
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