So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
