Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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