I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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