So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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