I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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