I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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