I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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