My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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