You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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