She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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