Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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