What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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