I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
accomplished twins. life is a go
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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