id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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