I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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