And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
babies were throwing up all over the place
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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