I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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