i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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