we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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