I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize