so explain again why im purple
no
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Drake has all the answers
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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