White coat. Heels.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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