Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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