shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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