we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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