birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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