So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
This girl is more easily done than said...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
