all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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