Small penises have feelings too.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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