The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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