How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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