Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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