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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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