mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There r osticjed everywhere
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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