she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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