no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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