2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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