I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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