Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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