doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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